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  3. rneerkat:

    do pirates hook up

    (Source: rneerkat, via perks-of-being-chinese)

     

  4. aaronburrssexdungeon:

    current mood: john marshall having a misadventure in the library of congress

    image

    (Source: aaronburrr, via deanprincesster)

     

  5. precumming:

    when youre dressed up as a pilgram and youre about to kill your little brother

    image

    (Source: precumming, via deanprincesster)

     
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  7. tributary:

    collectiveassbutts:

    tributary:

    when talking about your ancestry, if someone brags about being descended from royalty, look them firmly in the eye and say “yes, you certainly have descended.”

    Beth

    a popular female name

    (via the-pietriarchy)

     

  8. tributary:

    collectiveassbutts:

    tributary:

    when talking about your ancestry, if someone brags about being descended from royalty, look them firmly in the eye and say “yes, you certainly have descended.”

    Beth

    a popular female name

    (via the-pietriarchy)

     

  9. jerkidiot:

    kraft-mac-and-cheese:

    90% percent of the time i’m “going to the bathroom” is just me in there trying to get away from people’s shit

    then why would you go to the bathroom

    (Source: homophobias, via nostalgiagetsthe-bestofme)

     

  10. fagtree:

    so other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play

    (Source: brenthor, via nevereverbeensosatisfied)

     
  11. Make me choose: anonymous asked Arya or Rickon?

    (Source: sansalayned, via maisiewilliams)